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Crochet has taken over my life  

(And I am so very here for it!) 

Hey, I’m Jesse! (she/they) I’m the fiber artist, stitch witch, and professional yarn wrangler behind Cottage Queer Crochet. And yes, I made everything you see here! (Including the website 😉) 

I design kickass, cuddly crochet plushies, patterns, and fidget toys for Cottagecore Queers, Witchy Weirdos, and Neurospicy Stim Gremlins.

I taught myself to crochet a few years ago, and I haven’t stopped since! As a chronic hobby collector, I’ve tried it all—painting, writing, woodworking, gaming, DnD—but crochet? This one grabbed me and said, “You’re mine now.” 

A little more about me: I’m proudly queer, neurodivergent, and disabled, and a lover of all things weird, kinky, and macabre — because you don’t get extraordinary creations from an ordinary life! My wife and I live in Houston, TX with our two small dogs and one very large snake. 

When I’m not crocheting, I’m designing kickass websites, hoarding yarn like a dragon, playing with power tools, writing queer fiction, exploring weird museums, scrounging around the beach for shells and driftwood, or convincing myself that, actually yes, I definitely do need another hobby. 

Thanks for supporting my dream! Every order, share, and kind word helps me keep doing what I love most — creating cuddly, weird, wonderful things for people like you. 

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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